Note 0015-george
Was getting to know a fellow graduate student.
HIM: I found a cockroach in my apartment.
ME: Me too! Mine is named George. You?
HIM: Mine is Dead.
I ♥️ NY 🪳
Was getting to know a fellow graduate student.
HIM: I found a cockroach in my apartment.
ME: Me too! Mine is named George. You?
HIM: Mine is Dead.
I ♥️ NY 🪳
“Do you take reservations?”
“How many?"
“Two"
“Just come in. Bye.” *Click*
I ♥️ NY
My friend ML adds “That or it’s ‘earliest booking we have is 2028’.”
Last night, I told the bartender that I needed to step out for a bit and if he needed my card. He said “If you fuck off I’ll just have a Guinness won’t I?” and walked away. I ♥️ NY